1 00:00:02,542 --> 00:00:05,172 -I'M SO SORRY. 2 00:00:05,208 --> 00:00:07,288 I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU. 3 00:00:07,333 --> 00:00:08,333 I CAN CHANGE. 4 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:09,665 I SWEAR. 5 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,500 PLEASE, TAKE ME BACK. 6 00:00:13,542 --> 00:00:14,792 I LOVE YOU. 7 00:00:20,083 --> 00:00:22,833 -LOOK, I READ THE MEDIA 8 00:00:20,083 --> 00:00:22,833 REPORTS BUT I WANT TO 9 00:00:22,875 --> 00:00:23,825 HEAR IT FROM YOU. 10 00:00:23,875 --> 00:00:25,245 WHAT HAPPENED? 11 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:28,461 AND START WITH THE BOWL GAME, 12 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:28,461 AND I WANT THE TRUTH. 13 00:00:30,125 --> 00:00:31,375 -OK. 14 00:00:33,583 --> 00:00:37,293 I THOUGHT WE HAD THE TITLE ON 15 00:00:33,583 --> 00:00:37,293 LOCK, COACH AND WHEN WE LOST, 16 00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:38,883 I WAS SO SAD. 17 00:00:38,917 --> 00:00:41,537 I COULDN'T EVEN TALK TO THE 18 00:00:38,917 --> 00:00:41,537 REPORTERS AT MY LOCKER. 19 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:44,423 I WANT TO TALK TO EVERY REPORTER 20 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:44,423 IN THIS LOCKER ROOM. 21 00:00:44,458 --> 00:00:45,958 I HAVE A LOT TO SAY. 22 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,330 THAT GAME WAS BULLSHIT. 23 00:00:47,375 --> 00:00:49,375 THOSE REFS HAD IT OUT FOR 24 00:00:47,375 --> 00:00:49,375 US FROM THE START. 25 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:51,327 -THAD, TELL ME, IS RADON 26 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:51,327 GOING TO BE OK? 27 00:00:51,375 --> 00:00:52,705 -RADON MESSED UP HIS 28 00:00:51,375 --> 00:00:52,705 SHOULDER AGAIN. 29 00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:54,080 THAT'S ALL HAVE TO SAY. 30 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:55,035 -THAD, ONE MORE QUESTION, DO 31 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:55,035 YOU THINK HE'LL BE BACK? 32 00:00:55,083 --> 00:00:56,463 -IS HE COMING BACK? 33 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:59,000 WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, 34 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:59,000 A FUTURE TELLER? 35 00:00:59,041 --> 00:01:01,581 AFTER THE GAME I WENT 36 00:00:59,041 --> 00:01:01,581 STRAIGHT BACK TO THE 37 00:01:01,625 --> 00:01:03,125 HOTEL TO GO TO BED. 38 00:01:03,166 --> 00:01:05,666 DRUGS, DRUGS, DRUGS, DRUGS, HEY, 39 00:01:03,166 --> 00:01:05,666 I'M LOOKING TO BUY DRUGS. 40 00:01:05,709 --> 00:01:06,669 YOU GOT ANY DRUGS? 41 00:01:06,709 --> 00:01:08,249 I JUST WANT TO BUY SOME DRUGS. 42 00:01:08,291 --> 00:01:10,831 BUT THEN I GOT SIDETRACKED BY 43 00:01:08,291 --> 00:01:10,831 THESE GIRLS THAT WANTED TO 44 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:12,665 INVITE ME TO THEIR ROOM 45 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:12,665 FOR A PIZZA PARTY. 46 00:01:12,709 --> 00:01:15,039 -HEY. 47 00:01:15,083 --> 00:01:17,673 -COCAINE, YEAH, BABY. 48 00:01:17,709 --> 00:01:19,829 THAT'S WHO'S THE KING 49 00:01:17,709 --> 00:01:19,829 OF FOOTBALL NOW. 50 00:01:19,875 --> 00:01:22,285 MARTY DANIELS CAN 51 00:01:19,875 --> 00:01:22,285 SUCK MY BALLS. 52 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:24,713 HE'S THE REASON WE LOST TODAY. 53 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:26,670 HE SHOULDN'T HAVE LET ME 54 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:26,670 TRY THAT 56-YARDER. 55 00:01:26,709 --> 00:01:28,129 I'M GOING TO GO PRO. 56 00:01:28,166 --> 00:01:29,786 I'M GOING TO BE A BILLIONAIRE. 57 00:01:29,834 --> 00:01:31,754 LAST THING I REMEMBER, ONE OF 58 00:01:29,834 --> 00:01:31,754 THE GIRLS ASKED ME IF I WANTED 59 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:33,462 TO SEE HER DAD'S BOAT. 60 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:34,920 I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY 61 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:34,920 CONVINCED ME. 62 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:35,999 I HATE BOATS. 63 00:01:36,041 --> 00:01:38,831 -I LOVE BOATS. 64 00:01:38,875 --> 00:01:43,875 THE NEXT MORNING I WOKE UP AND 65 00:01:38,875 --> 00:01:43,875 THE SWEET GIRLS WERE GONE. 66 00:01:43,917 --> 00:01:47,377 -ARE THERE ANY DRUGS 67 00:01:43,917 --> 00:01:47,377 ON THIS BOAT? 68 00:01:47,417 --> 00:01:49,877 -NO. 69 00:01:49,917 --> 00:01:52,747 ONCE THE MEDIA STARTED SPREADING 70 00:01:49,917 --> 00:01:52,747 THEIR LIES, I KNEW 71 00:01:52,792 --> 00:01:55,082 NO NFL TEAM WAS GOING 72 00:01:52,792 --> 00:01:55,082 TO TOUCH ME. 73 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:56,915 I NEVER DECLARED MYSELF 74 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:56,915 FOR THE DRAFT. 75 00:01:56,959 --> 00:01:58,499 I AM STILL ELIGIBLE. 76 00:01:58,542 --> 00:02:00,422 PLEASE, I'LL WORK SO HARD 77 00:01:58,542 --> 00:02:00,422 FOR YOU, COACH. 78 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:01,708 I SWEAR. 79 00:02:03,375 --> 00:02:07,375 FOOTBALL'S ALL I HAVE. 80 00:02:07,417 --> 00:02:09,127 -YOU KNOW, IT LOOKS LIKE 81 00:02:07,417 --> 00:02:09,127 YOU WERE THE REAL 82 00:02:09,166 --> 00:02:10,746 VICTIM HERE, THAD. 83 00:02:10,792 --> 00:02:12,082 -I WAS. 84 00:02:12,125 --> 00:02:14,075 -AND I'M GOING TO TALK TO 85 00:02:12,125 --> 00:02:14,075 THE ATHLETIC BOARD, AND 86 00:02:14,125 --> 00:02:15,415 SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 87 00:02:15,458 --> 00:02:17,668 -OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH COACH. 88 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:21,750 I LOVE YOU. 89 00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:28,670 -LOOKS LIKE WE GOT 90 00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:28,670 OUR DEFENSE BACK. 91 00:02:28,709 --> 00:02:32,169 -THANK GOD FOR THAT BOY'S 92 00:02:28,709 --> 00:02:32,169 LOVE OF COCAINE. 93 00:02:32,208 --> 00:02:34,328 [ REV THEORY'S "HELL YEAH" 94 00:02:32,208 --> 00:02:34,328 PLAYS ] 95 00:02:34,375 --> 00:02:35,575 CAN YOU FEEL THAT? 96 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,245 YOU BETTER HOLD ON. 97 00:02:40,291 --> 00:02:42,421 THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY. 98 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:44,833 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 99 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:46,166 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 100 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:47,078 ♪ HELL, YEAH ♪ 101 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:49,035 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 102 00:02:49,083 --> 00:02:50,503 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 103 00:02:50,542 --> 00:02:52,752 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 104 00:02:52,792 --> 00:02:54,252 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 105 00:02:54,291 --> 00:02:55,791 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 106 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:58,455 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 107 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:02,330 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 108 00:03:07,417 --> 00:03:08,997 -I'M GONNA HAVE FUN WITH YOU. 109 00:03:15,166 --> 00:03:17,666 -OK, MARY JO, I'M READY 110 00:03:15,166 --> 00:03:17,666 TO JUMP IN. 111 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:23,246 COME ON, IT'S BEEN 112 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:23,246 OVER AN HOUR. 113 00:03:23,291 --> 00:03:24,541 OH, GOD. 114 00:03:27,417 --> 00:03:29,917 AH, MAN, THIS DOOR IS SQUEAKY. 115 00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:31,249 -WELL, IT HAPPENED. 116 00:03:31,583 --> 00:03:33,083 YOUR SISTER'S A LESBIAN. 117 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:39,750 -THAT'S AWESOME, FOR HER, YOU 118 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:39,750 KNOW, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU GUYS? 119 00:03:39,792 --> 00:03:41,422 -SHE'S A SOPHOMORE AT 120 00:03:39,792 --> 00:03:41,422 A STATE SCHOOL. 121 00:03:41,458 --> 00:03:42,248 THAT'S WHAT THEY DO. 122 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:43,581 -RIGHT. 123 00:03:43,625 --> 00:03:44,625 THAT KIND OF SUCKS THOUGH. 124 00:03:44,667 --> 00:03:46,247 I WAS HOPING WE'D BE 125 00:03:44,667 --> 00:03:46,247 RELATED SOMEDAY. 126 00:03:46,291 --> 00:03:47,291 -YOUR SISTER'S GREAT. 127 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:49,173 I'M A JUNIOR NOW, YOU KNOW? 128 00:03:49,208 --> 00:03:50,288 -RIGHT. 129 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:52,083 -TIME TO MAKE SOME REAL 130 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:52,083 BAD DECISIONS. 131 00:03:52,125 --> 00:03:54,035 I'M THINKING ABOUT RED SHIRTING 132 00:03:52,125 --> 00:03:54,035 THIS SEASON SO I HAVE 133 00:03:54,083 --> 00:03:55,503 MORE TIME FOR PARTYING. 134 00:03:55,542 --> 00:03:56,792 -PRIORITIES, MAN. 135 00:04:00,583 --> 00:04:02,833 -CALL ME. 136 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,165 JUST KIDDING. 137 00:04:04,208 --> 00:04:08,378 AND YOU ARE GOING TO WANT 138 00:04:04,208 --> 00:04:08,378 TO CHANGE THOSE SHEETS. 139 00:04:08,417 --> 00:04:09,917 THAT IS HOT. 140 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:18,083 -GOD, MARTY, WITHOUT THAD IN 141 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:18,083 THERE, YOU HAVE NO DEFENSE. 142 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:20,375 -STOP TALKING, SWEETHEART. 143 00:04:20,417 --> 00:04:25,667 -WELL, I AM JUST TRYING 144 00:04:20,417 --> 00:04:25,667 TO MAKE MYSELF USEFUL. 145 00:04:28,458 --> 00:04:34,078 CAN YOU THINK OF ANY WAY I CAN 146 00:04:28,458 --> 00:04:34,078 BE OF USE TO YOU, COACH? 147 00:04:34,125 --> 00:04:35,495 -GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOW. 148 00:04:38,625 --> 00:04:40,285 -HEY, IS COACH DANIELS 149 00:04:38,625 --> 00:04:40,285 IN THERE? 150 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:41,633 -ARE YOU FROM THE 151 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:41,633 ATHLETIC BOARD? 152 00:04:41,667 --> 00:04:43,787 -NO, I AM THE NEW OFFENSIVE 153 00:04:41,667 --> 00:04:43,787 COORDINATOR. 154 00:04:43,834 --> 00:04:44,794 -OH, I'M THAD. 155 00:04:44,834 --> 00:04:46,254 -I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 156 00:04:46,291 --> 00:04:48,501 -HEY, WILL YOU ASK COACH IF 157 00:04:46,291 --> 00:04:48,501 I CAN BE BACK ON THE TEAM? 158 00:04:48,542 --> 00:04:49,792 -NO. 159 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,170 HEY, COACH. 160 00:04:53,208 --> 00:04:58,038 OH, JESUS CHRIST. DID I 161 00:04:53,208 --> 00:04:58,038 COME AT A BAD TIME? 162 00:04:58,083 --> 00:05:01,713 -NO, NO, WE'RE, WE'RE JUST 163 00:04:58,083 --> 00:05:01,713 GOING OVER SOME-- 164 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:04,080 HEY, HONEY, THIS IS 165 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:04,080 MARCUS GILDAY, OUR 166 00:05:04,125 --> 00:05:06,455 NEW COACH IN WAITING. 167 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:07,880 -I HATE THAT TERM. 168 00:05:07,917 --> 00:05:09,247 YOU KNOW, IT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE 169 00:05:07,917 --> 00:05:09,247 I'M GUNNING FOR HIS JOB. 170 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:11,131 -I'M SURE IT COULDN'T BE 171 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:11,131 FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH. 172 00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:13,126 I'VE HEARD SO MANY GREAT 173 00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:13,126 THINGS ABOUT YOU. 174 00:05:13,166 --> 00:05:15,286 MARTY TELLS ME YOU'RE 175 00:05:13,166 --> 00:05:15,286 QUITE A FIND. 176 00:05:15,333 --> 00:05:16,633 -WELL, MY WIFE THINKS SO. 177 00:05:19,417 --> 00:05:20,207 -HEY. 178 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:21,130 -IS THAT THE ROSTER? 179 00:05:21,166 --> 00:05:22,666 I'D LOVE TO TAKE 180 00:05:21,166 --> 00:05:22,666 A LITTLE LOOK. 181 00:05:22,709 --> 00:05:23,499 CAN I? 182 00:05:23,542 --> 00:05:24,382 -SURE. 183 00:05:24,417 --> 00:05:25,377 WE'RE PRETTY SET OFFENSIVELY. 184 00:05:25,417 --> 00:05:26,457 I THINK IT'S-- 185 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,170 -GREAT. 186 00:05:28,208 --> 00:05:31,128 OH, I SEE YOU'VE GOT ALEX MORAN 187 00:05:28,208 --> 00:05:31,128 HERE AS THE STARTING 188 00:05:31,166 --> 00:05:32,126 QUARTERBACK. 189 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:33,206 THAT'S A TYPO, RIGHT? 190 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,250 -NO. 191 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:35,211 I JUST GOT WORD TODAY 192 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:35,211 ABOUT RADON. 193 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:36,290 HIS SHOULDER'S GONE. 194 00:05:36,333 --> 00:05:38,083 YOU KNOW, HE'S NOT 195 00:05:36,333 --> 00:05:38,083 GOING TO BE BACK. 196 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:40,575 -MORAN'S PLAYED LIKE, WHAT, 197 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:40,575 FIVE DECENT QUARTERS OF 198 00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:42,665 FOOTBALL IN THE PAST 199 00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:42,665 TWO YEARS? 200 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:44,629 -HE'S OUR BEST OPTION 201 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:44,629 RIGHT NOW. 202 00:05:44,667 --> 00:05:46,997 -I DON'T MEAN TO STEP 203 00:05:44,667 --> 00:05:46,997 ON ANYONE'S TOES. 204 00:05:47,041 --> 00:05:49,631 I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU TOOK A 205 00:05:47,041 --> 00:05:49,631 LOOK AT THE OFFENSE THAT I RAN 206 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:51,207 AT STANFORD. 207 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:52,830 IT MIGHT BE A BIT MORE COMPLEX 208 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:52,830 THAN WHAT YOU GUYS ARE USED TO 209 00:05:52,875 --> 00:05:53,825 HERE, BUT-- 210 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,875 -YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MORAN. 211 00:05:55,917 --> 00:05:58,577 LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO HIM. 212 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,535 -HEY, COACH, HEY I KNOW 213 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,535 YOU'RE REALLY BUSY-- 214 00:06:00,583 --> 00:06:01,833 -SHUT UP. 215 00:06:04,834 --> 00:06:08,754 MORAN, I WANT YOU TO MEET OUR 216 00:06:04,834 --> 00:06:08,754 NEW OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR, 217 00:06:08,792 --> 00:06:10,002 COACH GILDAY. 218 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:11,881 YOU GUYS SHOULD SPEND 219 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:11,881 TIME TOGETHER, GET 220 00:06:11,917 --> 00:06:13,247 TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 221 00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:14,421 -WHY? 222 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:16,328 -BECAUSE YOU'RE OUR STARTING 223 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:16,328 QUARTERBACK. 224 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:18,375 -ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO TALK TO 225 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:18,375 YOU ABOUT RED SHIRTING THIS 226 00:06:18,417 --> 00:06:19,207 SEASON. 227 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:20,210 -UH-HUH. 228 00:06:20,250 --> 00:06:22,750 -ONLY FRESHMAN RED SHIRT. 229 00:06:22,792 --> 00:06:23,752 -I'M A TRAILBLAZER. 230 00:06:23,792 --> 00:06:25,172 -YOU'RE NOT RED SHIRTING. 231 00:06:25,208 --> 00:06:26,288 OK? 232 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:27,383 YOU'RE OUR STARTING 233 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:27,383 QUARTERBACK AND A 234 00:06:27,417 --> 00:06:28,627 LEADER ON THIS TEAM. 235 00:06:28,667 --> 00:06:30,497 -THE KID WANTS TO TAKE 236 00:06:28,667 --> 00:06:30,497 A YEAR OFF, COACH. 237 00:06:30,542 --> 00:06:33,422 I HARDLY THINK THAT MAKES 238 00:06:30,542 --> 00:06:33,422 HIM A LEADER. 239 00:06:33,458 --> 00:06:34,918 -REALLY? 240 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:36,169 THEN WE'RE IN REAL TROUBLE 241 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:36,169 BECAUSE I'M NAMING HIM ACTING 242 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:38,918 CAPTAIN UNTIL THAD'S SITUATION 243 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:38,918 GETS WORKED OUT. 244 00:06:38,959 --> 00:06:41,499 -NO. 245 00:06:41,542 --> 00:06:43,962 -THAD, THAD'S GOT AN 246 00:06:41,542 --> 00:06:43,962 EXCELLENT POINT. 247 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:44,920 -ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? 248 00:06:44,959 --> 00:06:45,749 -OH, NO. 249 00:06:45,792 --> 00:06:46,582 YOU'RE THE BOSS. 250 00:06:46,625 --> 00:06:47,415 YOU'RE THE BOSS. 251 00:06:47,458 --> 00:06:48,998 -WELCOME ABOARD. 252 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,711 -THANK YOU. 253 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:53,960 ALEX, IT IS A REAL PLEASURE 254 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:53,960 TO MEET YOU. 255 00:06:58,834 --> 00:06:59,634 -CAPTAIN? 256 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:01,667 THAT'S AMAZING. 257 00:07:01,709 --> 00:07:04,379 -I HAVE A FEELING WE'RE GOING 258 00:07:01,709 --> 00:07:04,379 TO BE COMPETING FOR A LOT OF 259 00:07:04,417 --> 00:07:06,377 THE SAME LEFTOVERS. 260 00:07:06,417 --> 00:07:08,787 -I MEAN, I MEAN I SPENT TWO 261 00:07:06,417 --> 00:07:08,787 YEARS TRYING TO AVOID 262 00:07:08,834 --> 00:07:09,794 RESPONSIBILITY. 263 00:07:09,834 --> 00:07:10,794 YOU KNOW, THIS SUCKS. 264 00:07:10,834 --> 00:07:11,794 -MORAN? 265 00:07:11,834 --> 00:07:13,214 -YEAH? 266 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:14,420 -I KNEW THE DAY WOULD COME 267 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:14,420 WHEN I'D HAVE TO PASS THE 268 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:16,128 TORCH, BUT TO YOU? 269 00:07:16,166 --> 00:07:18,826 -THIS KID LED A FOURTH QUARTER 270 00:07:16,166 --> 00:07:18,826 COMEBACK IN THE TITLE GAME 271 00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:19,955 LAST YEAR, BRO. 272 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,630 -YEAH, A TITLE GAME 273 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,630 THAT WE LOST, BRO. 274 00:07:23,667 --> 00:07:25,497 I KNOW WHY COACH 275 00:07:23,667 --> 00:07:25,497 IS DOING THIS. 276 00:07:25,542 --> 00:07:27,212 HE'S PUNISHING ME FOR TRYING 277 00:07:25,542 --> 00:07:27,212 TO LEAVE EARLY. 278 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:30,500 -WHAT DO YOU SAY WE ALL JUST GET 279 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:30,500 DRUNK AND FORGET THIS ALL 280 00:07:30,542 --> 00:07:31,632 EVER HAPPENED, RIGHT? 281 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:35,127 -I WISH I COULD, BUT 282 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:35,127 SHORT TERM OR NOT, 283 00:07:35,166 --> 00:07:36,496 YOU ARE NOW THE ACTING-- 284 00:07:36,542 --> 00:07:39,252 GOD. 285 00:07:39,291 --> 00:07:40,211 THE ACTING-- 286 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:42,040 GOD-- 287 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:46,713 YOU ARE NOW THE ACTING 288 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:46,713 CAPTAIN OF THIS TEAM. 289 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:49,460 IT'S TRADITION TO INFORM YOU 290 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:49,460 THAT YOUR INDUCTION CEREMONY 291 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,040 IS FRIDAY NIGHT. 292 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:55,503 I'VE ALREADY ALERTED THE COUNCIL 293 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:55,503 OF CAPTAINS, BUT FIRST 294 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:56,832 THERE'S SOMETHING I 295 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:56,832 HAVE TO SHOW YOU. 296 00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:02,288 YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH 297 00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:02,288 THIS KILLS ME, MORAN. 298 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:04,463 -LOOK, IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHAVE 299 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:04,463 MY ASS OR SOMETHING, 300 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:05,750 COULD WE JUST GET 301 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:05,750 IT OVER WITH? 302 00:08:14,542 --> 00:08:15,462 WHAT IS THIS PLACE? 303 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:17,250 -IT BELONGS TO THE STARTING TO! 304 00:08:17,291 --> 00:08:18,381 QB. 305 00:08:18,417 --> 00:08:19,877 RADON DIDN'T WANT IT 306 00:08:18,417 --> 00:08:19,877 LAST YEAR BECAUSE 307 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,377 THE BED DIDN'T VIBRATE. 308 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:23,497 IT'S A LITTLE GAUDY 309 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:23,497 IF YOU ASK ME. 310 00:08:26,417 --> 00:08:28,787 -HEY, ARE YOU THE NEW STARTING 311 00:08:26,417 --> 00:08:28,787 QUARTERBACK? 312 00:08:28,834 --> 00:08:29,634 -DIBS. 313 00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:31,207 -DIBS. 314 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:33,630 -YES I AM. 315 00:08:33,667 --> 00:08:35,997 HI. 316 00:08:36,041 --> 00:08:41,211 OKAY, COACH WANTS ME TO START, 317 00:08:36,041 --> 00:08:41,211 I CAN LIVE WITH THAT. 318 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:43,830 BUT IF HE WANTS ME TO BE 319 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:43,830 CAPTAIN, WELL THERE'S GOING TO 320 00:08:43,875 --> 00:08:45,415 BE SOME CHANGES. 321 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:49,708 FROM NOW ON, ALL TEAM MEETINGS 322 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:49,708 ARE GOING TO TAKE PLACE AT THE 323 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:51,000 STRIP CLUB. 324 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,455 -HEY, COACH. 325 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,210 -PETROSIAN AND WESLEY. 326 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:57,210 I DON'T KNOW. 327 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:58,210 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 328 00:08:58,250 --> 00:08:59,080 -COACH? 329 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:00,415 -LET THEM GO. 330 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:01,828 -COACH? 331 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,825 -THAD, NOTHING HAS CHANGED 332 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,825 IN THE LAST FIVE MINUTES. 333 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:07,705 WHEN I HEAR FROM THE ATHLETIC 334 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:07,705 BOARD, I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 335 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:09,080 -WELL, WHEN ARE THEY 336 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:09,080 GOING TO-- 337 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:10,535 -HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU WANT TO 338 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:10,535 MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL? 339 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,293 GO PICK UP THOSE EMPTY 340 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,293 CUPS ON THE SIDELINE. 341 00:09:15,166 --> 00:09:16,416 WHO ELSE? 342 00:09:20,375 --> 00:09:22,205 -WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, HEY. 343 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:24,330 RELAX I'VE GOT THIS. 344 00:09:24,375 --> 00:09:28,875 QUESTION, DO YOU 345 00:09:24,375 --> 00:09:28,875 KNOW WHO I AM? 346 00:09:28,917 --> 00:09:30,247 -THE MASCOT? 347 00:09:30,291 --> 00:09:31,631 -FOOT IN THE DOOR MUCH. 348 00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:33,537 I'VE GOT A PROPOSITION FOR YOU. 349 00:09:33,583 --> 00:09:35,963 I SAW THE WAY YOU SET UP ALEX. 350 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,290 I LIKE A ROOM WITH A 351 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,290 GOAT HOUSE, TOO. 352 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:41,883 IN EXCHANGE, I'LL BE 353 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:41,883 YOUR HOUSE BOY. 354 00:09:41,917 --> 00:09:46,997 I'LL COOK, CHANGE THE KEGS, 355 00:09:41,917 --> 00:09:46,997 SCRUB THE TOILETS. 356 00:09:47,041 --> 00:09:50,501 -AND FINALLY, FEMALE REPORTERS 357 00:09:47,041 --> 00:09:50,501 ARE NO LONGER BANNED IN THE 358 00:09:50,542 --> 00:09:51,832 LOCKER ROOM. 359 00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:54,575 NO, THEY'RE ENCOURAGED 360 00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:54,575 TO PARTICIPATE IN 361 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:55,785 THE POST-GAME SHOWERS. 362 00:09:55,834 --> 00:09:56,634 -RIGHT 363 00:09:56,667 --> 00:09:57,457 -YEAH. 364 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:58,290 -RIGHT? 365 00:09:58,333 --> 00:09:59,133 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 366 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,206 -FIRST TEAM. 367 00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:05,705 HEY, MORAN THAT'S YOU. 368 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:06,880 -OH, SHIT. 369 00:10:06,917 --> 00:10:11,037 THAT'S GOING TO TAKE SOME 370 00:10:06,917 --> 00:10:11,037 GETTING USED TO. 371 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:15,423 -FINE, HOUSE BOY, YOU 372 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:15,423 CAN BE OF USE TO ME. 373 00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:16,998 MEET ME AT THE GOAT HOUSE 374 00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:16,998 AFTER PRACTICE. 375 00:10:22,542 --> 00:10:25,082 -LOOK, I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT 376 00:10:22,542 --> 00:10:25,082 THE CHANGES THAT GILDAY'S 377 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,455 PROPOSING FOR THE PLAYBOOK 378 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,455 COULD WORK. 379 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:31,170 -I JUST DON'T TRUST THAT 380 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:31,170 GUY, JOHN-JOHN. 381 00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:33,628 I'VE NEVER HAD A COACH FORCED 382 00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:33,628 ON ME LIKE THIS. 383 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,707 AM I MAKING A MISTAKE, YOU KNOW, 384 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,707 WITH MORAN, PUTTING ALL 385 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:41,080 MY EGGS IN ONE BASKET, ONE 386 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:41,080 UNPROVEN IRRESPONSIBLE BASKET. 387 00:10:41,125 --> 00:10:44,955 -IF YOU PULL OUT NOW, 388 00:10:41,125 --> 00:10:44,955 IT SHOWS WEAKNESS. 389 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,710 MORAN HAS SURPRISED US BEFORE. 390 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:48,210 I'M SURE HE'S GOING TO 391 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:48,210 SURPRISE US AGAIN. 392 00:10:56,458 --> 00:10:58,828 -DANNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 393 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,245 -(SHOUTING) I'M BUILDING 394 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,245 YOU A BOAT FOR 395 00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:02,631 YOUR INDUCTION CEREMONY. 396 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:05,917 THAD TOLD ME IF I [INAUDIBLE] 397 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:05,917 FOR THE GOAT HOUSE, 398 00:11:05,959 --> 00:11:07,379 HE'LL GIVE ME A ROOM. 399 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,827 WE'RE GOING TO BE 400 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,827 ROOMMATES AGAIN. 401 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:10,995 -(SHOUTING) WHAT-- THAT LOOKS 402 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:10,995 REALLY DANGEROUS. 403 00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:15,381 -(SHOUTING) THAT'S WHY I 404 00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:15,381 BOUGHT THESE GOGGLES. 405 00:11:15,417 --> 00:11:16,957 -(SHOUTING) THAT LOOKS 406 00:11:15,417 --> 00:11:16,957 REALLY AWFUL. 407 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,460 -(SHOUTING) I KNOW. 408 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:20,500 I'M GOING SURPRISE HER WITH A 409 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:20,500 NICE STEAK DINNER TONIGHT, 410 00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:23,882 RIGHT AFTER I FINISH 411 00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:23,882 THE STERN. 412 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,827 [ PHONE RINGS ] 413 00:11:26,875 --> 00:11:29,245 -COACH? 414 00:11:29,291 --> 00:11:32,671 FOR THE LAST TIME, LARRY, I 415 00:11:29,291 --> 00:11:32,671 DIDN'T STEAL YOUR JEANS. 416 00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:33,629 -MY BAD. 417 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:36,537 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 418 00:11:36,583 --> 00:11:37,833 -HEY, MARY JO. 419 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:46,503 -ALEX. 420 00:11:46,542 --> 00:11:47,502 -COACH. 421 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:48,502 -YEAH. 422 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,712 -WHAT A SURPRISE. 423 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,250 -I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 424 00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:52,711 I FIGURED WE'RE REALLY GOING TO 425 00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:52,711 BE WORKING TOGETHER, SO WHY 426 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:53,960 NOT HANG OUT, RIGHT? 427 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,750 -SOUNDS GREAT. 428 00:11:57,792 --> 00:12:01,542 -YEAH, WELL, I COULD TELL THE 429 00:11:57,792 --> 00:12:01,542 WHOLE STARTER THING KIND OF 430 00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:03,213 GOT YOU BY SURPRISE, 431 00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:03,213 DIDN'T IT? 432 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:06,170 -A LITTLE, BUT I MEAN I'M KIND 433 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:06,170 OF GETTING USED TO IT, YOU 434 00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:07,418 KNOW? 435 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:10,418 -YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT ALL 436 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:10,418 NATURAL LEADERS ARE WE? 437 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:14,958 YOU KNOW, IF I WAS YOU I'D BE 438 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:14,958 SCARED, TOO, ESPECIALLY YOU'VE 439 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,420 GOT SO MUCH TO LOSE, RIGHT? 440 00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:18,248 -I'M NOT SCARED. 441 00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:19,541 -NOT YET, HUH? 442 00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:20,833 -NO. 443 00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:22,705 -HAVE YOU BEEN READING 444 00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:22,705 THE PAPERS? 445 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:25,500 WE'RE NOT EXACTLY PREDICTED 446 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:25,500 TO GO ALL THE WAY. 447 00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:28,462 AND TRUST ME ON THIS ONE, THERE 448 00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:28,462 IS NOTHING THAT IS MORE 449 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:32,130 LONELY THAN BEING STARTING 450 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:32,130 QUARTERBACK ON A LOSING TEAM. 451 00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:33,666 NOTHING. 452 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,879 YOU KNOW, IT'S A REAL SHAME 453 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,879 DANIELS IS DOING THIS TO YOU, 454 00:12:35,917 --> 00:12:37,747 MAN, ESPECIALLY YOU. 455 00:12:37,792 --> 00:12:39,172 IT'S A SHAME. 456 00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:41,248 -COACH, IS THERE SOMETHING YOU 457 00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:41,248 WANT TO SAY TO ME, OR? 458 00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:42,671 -YES, THERE IS. 459 00:12:42,709 --> 00:12:44,169 -OKAY. 460 00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:46,788 -YOU AND I BOTH KNOW DANIELS IS 461 00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:46,788 ON HIS WAY OUT, AND I WAS 462 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:51,334 JUST THINKING IT MIGHT BE IN THE 463 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:51,334 TEAM'S BEST INTEREST FOR 464 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:53,205 US TO EXPEDITE HIS DEPARTURE. 465 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:58,210 -I'M NOT QUITE SURE HOW YOU WANT 466 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:58,210 ME TO HELP YOU WITH THAT. 467 00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,000 -STUDY THIS PLAYBOOK. 468 00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:03,791 HELP ME CONVINCE YOUR TEAMMATES 469 00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:03,791 TO SEE THE LIGHT. 470 00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:06,424 IF YOU HELP ME I WILL GIVE 471 00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:06,424 YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT. 472 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:07,878 YOU WANT TO RED SHIRT? 473 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:08,957 FINE. 474 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,040 YOU WANT TO SHOW UP FOR 475 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,040 PRACTICE ONCE A 476 00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:11,633 WEEK, I DON'T CARE. 477 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:14,577 ALL OF THIS WILL BE YOURS 478 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:14,577 WITHOUT ANY RISK OF IT 479 00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,535 DISAPPEARING. 480 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:21,793 -I, I GUESS I CAN TAKE 481 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:21,793 A LOOK AT THIS. 482 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,384 -ATTA BOY. 483 00:13:23,417 --> 00:13:26,537 HEY, LISTEN, I'M MEETING WITH 484 00:13:23,417 --> 00:13:26,537 SOME BOOSTERS TOMORROW NIGHT. 485 00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:27,583 THEY'VE GOT MY BACK. 486 00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:29,705 THEY'LL HAVE YOURS. 487 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:33,250 STOP BY THE DINER AFTER PRACTICE 488 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:33,250 TOMORROW NIGHT. 489 00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:35,251 LET ME KNOW WHAT 490 00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:35,251 YOU'VE DECIDED. 491 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:47,828 -COACH DANIELS, TOP BRASS, BMS 492 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:47,828 ATHLETIC BOARD, HERE TO INFORM 493 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:49,915 YOU THAT THAD CASTLE'S NOW 494 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:49,915 BEEN CLEARED TO PLAY. 495 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,959 HE'S BACK ON THE TEAM. 496 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,250 -HEY, MAN, GET OFF THE FIELD. 497 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,541 -YES. 498 00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:02,455 I DON'T THINK HE BOUGHT 499 00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:02,455 IT, BUT-- 500 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:08,130 -WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO 501 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:08,130 IMPRESSIONS MAN, YOU SUCK. 502 00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:13,666 BLUE 16, BLUE 16. 503 00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:13,666 HUT, HUT. 504 00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:23,499 -MORAN, WHAT THE 505 00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:23,499 HELL WAS THAT? 506 00:14:23,542 --> 00:14:30,132 YOU HIT THE MAN WHO'S RUNNING 507 00:14:23,542 --> 00:14:30,132 THE POST. DID YOU CHANGE THAT 508 00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:31,671 READ? 509 00:14:31,709 --> 00:14:33,079 -NOW, DON'T GET SO UPSET, COACH, 510 00:14:31,709 --> 00:14:33,079 CONSIDER THIS JUST LIKE 511 00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:34,825 A PROPOSAL. 512 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,785 THAT'S THE OFFENSE I THINK WE 513 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,785 SHOULD BE RUNNING, ONLY HIGH 514 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,714 PERCENTAGE PASSES, SLANTS 515 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,714 QUICK OUTS, SCREENS. 516 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,420 WE MOVE THE BALL WITH 517 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,420 PRECISION, CONTROL-- 518 00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:43,168 -YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN THIS 519 00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:43,168 TEAM BETTER THAN ME? 520 00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:44,328 WHY? 521 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:45,535 BECAUSE SOME UNGRATEFUL 522 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:45,535 PRICKS GAVE YOU A 523 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,293 JOB ON A SILVER PLATTER? 524 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,833 I WAS WINNING CHAMPIONSHIPS 525 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,833 BEFORE YOU DISCOVERED HOW TO 526 00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:50,875 JERK OFF. 527 00:14:50,917 --> 00:14:51,917 -NICE. 528 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,379 -DON'T EVER GO OVER 529 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,379 MY HEAD AGAIN. 530 00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:54,917 -YOU WANT TO WIN SOME GAMES? 531 00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:56,419 THEN WE'VE GOT TO CHANGE. 532 00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:59,078 WE CAN ALL SEE THAT. 533 00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:02,075 BUT YOU DON'T. 534 00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:03,705 MAYBE THAT IS WHY I AM HERE. 535 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:06,420 -OK, YOU ARE A COACH IN 536 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:06,420 WAITING, SO JUST WAIT. 537 00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:09,828 YOU STAY OUT OF MY FACE. 538 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:12,495 -I DON'T THINK THIS PRICK 539 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:12,495 REALIZES WHO HE'S DEALING 540 00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:13,502 WITH. 541 00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:15,042 -YEAH, COACH SEEMS PISSED. 542 00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:18,923 -I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT COACH. 543 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:19,919 -ALEX. 544 00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:22,879 ALEX, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU MAN? 545 00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:25,207 -I DIDN'T COME TO THIS SCHOOL 546 00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:25,207 TO BE A HERO, RIGHT? 547 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,750 I CAME HERE TO HAVE FUN. 548 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,462 AND IF THESE COACHES WANT 549 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,462 TO USE ME, FINE. 550 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,460 LET THEM. 551 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,830 I'M GOING TO USE THEM, TOO. 552 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,915 -I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT 553 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,915 THAT MEANS. 554 00:15:32,959 --> 00:15:34,789 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE INDUCTION 555 00:15:32,959 --> 00:15:34,789 CEREMONY TONIGHT. 556 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:35,754 YOU'RE COMING RIGHT? 557 00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:36,962 -NO. 558 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,250 NO, I'M DRINKING MAN, 559 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,250 AND YOU SHOULD TOO. 560 00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:40,001 -DUDE, YOU HAVE TO COME. 561 00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:42,291 MY ROOM AT THE GOAT HOUSE 562 00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:42,291 DEPENDS ON IT. 563 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,333 I'M GOING TO BE THE FIRST MASCOT 564 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,333 TO LIVE AT THE GOAT 565 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:46,535 HOUSE, LIKE THE JACKIE 566 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:46,535 ROBINSON OF MASCOTS. 567 00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:47,583 -SAMMY, I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT? 568 00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:48,825 I'VE GOTTA DO WHAT'S 569 00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:48,825 BEST FOR ME. 570 00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:51,575 WAIT, WHY DON'T YOU COME 571 00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:51,575 DRINKING WITH ME? 572 00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:52,665 -YOU KNOW WHAT? 573 00:15:52,709 --> 00:15:54,419 I'D RATHER DRINK WITH THAD. 574 00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:55,998 HE VALUES ME. 575 00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:58,381 -HOUSE BOY, COME. 576 00:15:58,417 --> 00:15:59,667 NOW. 577 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,130 -YEAH, WHAT'S UP, MAN? 578 00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:04,036 WHAT DO YOU NEED? 579 00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,333 WAIT UP. 580 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:10,503 -BARTENDER, THREE BEERS 581 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:10,503 AND A FUNNEL, PLEASE? 582 00:16:10,542 --> 00:16:12,212 HEY. 583 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:13,630 YOU'RE STILL HERE? 584 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,537 -I THINK I LIVE HERE NOW. 585 00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:20,705 -HOW MUCH IS GILDAY 586 00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:20,705 PAYING YOU? 587 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,170 -GREAT, ANOTHER ONE. 588 00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,708 -YOU KNOW, ALEX, WHEN YOU SIGNED 589 00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,708 YOUR LETTER OF INTENT 590 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,210 YOU MADE A COMMITMENT 591 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,210 TO YOUR COACH. 592 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:29,330 -I DON'T BELIEVE IN COMMITMENT, 593 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:29,330 AND I KNOW FOR A 594 00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:30,785 FACT YOU DON'T EITHER. 595 00:16:30,834 --> 00:16:32,794 -YEAH, WELL WHEN MARTY WITH 596 00:16:30,834 --> 00:16:32,794 AT HIS HEIGHT, A NATIONAL 597 00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:35,004 CHAMPION, HE CHOSE YOU. 598 00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:36,671 NOW YOU'RE WALKING 599 00:16:35,041 --> 00:16:36,671 AWAY FROM HIM? 600 00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:38,539 -I'M GOING TO HAVE FUN HERE. 601 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:39,383 -FUN? 602 00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:40,207 -MM-HMM. 603 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,750 -YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT FUN IS. 604 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,382 YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HERE FOR A 605 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,382 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP WIN. 606 00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:46,327 LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 607 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:57,423 THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN IN THIS 608 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:57,423 ROOM THE NIGHT OF THE 1993 609 00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,128 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP. 610 00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:02,626 THERE IS NOTHING MORE FUN THAN 611 00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:02,626 BEING THE STARTING QUARTERBACK 612 00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:04,167 OF THE WINNING TEAM. 613 00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:07,418 IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME 614 00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:07,418 TO GO FOR IT ALL, NOW 615 00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:10,378 WOULD BE THAT TIME. 616 00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:11,827 I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS. 617 00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,205 -MM-HMM. 618 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:15,960 -AND YOU NEED TO TAKE THE NIGHT 619 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:15,960 AND THINK ABOUT WHAT 620 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,130 KIND OF PICTURES YOU WANT 621 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,130 OF YOURSELF HUNG ON 622 00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:21,286 THESE WALLS, OK? 623 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:23,753 -IT WAS GREAT SEEING YOU. 624 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,042 -YOU, TOO. 625 00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:30,921 -SEE YOU AROUND. 626 00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:32,419 -BETTER BELIEVE YOU WILL. 627 00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:36,915 -BYE, ALEX. 628 00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:39,079 -BYE. 629 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:42,075 -SHE HUNG WITH US AT 630 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:42,075 CHEER PRACTICE. 631 00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:43,375 -OH. 632 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,174 -COME ON, ALEX, PICK 633 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,174 UP THE PHONE. 634 00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:51,458 PICK UP THE PHONE, BUDDY. 635 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:54,580 COME ON, ALEX, PICK IT UP. 636 00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,705 -CASTLE, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 637 00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:59,000 MAN, THIS BEAUTIFUL BODY 638 00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:59,000 OF MINE HAS TO BE FED. 639 00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:00,251 MAN, WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG? 640 00:18:00,291 --> 00:18:03,081 -YOU'LL BE EATING SOON ENOUGH, 641 00:18:00,291 --> 00:18:03,081 MR. OCHOCINCO. 642 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,705 HE'S COMING. 643 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:05,790 RIGHT, HOUSE BOY? 644 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:06,794 -YEAH. 645 00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:08,254 YEAH, HE'S COMING. 646 00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:10,751 -HE'S COMING. 647 00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,882 -I GOTTA GET ME A HOUSE BOY. 648 00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:25,542 [PHONE RINGING] 649 00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:32,132 -I CAN'T BELIEVE 650 00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:32,132 I'M DOING THIS. 651 00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:33,996 GODDAMN IT. 652 00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:37,381 -SO DANIELS WALKS UP TO THIS 653 00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:37,381 KID, OFFERS HIM THE STARTING 654 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,957 QUARTERBACK POSITION. 655 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,790 THE KID LOOKS UP AND HE SAYS, 656 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,790 "COACH, I WAS THINKING OF RED 657 00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:44,634 SHIRTING." CAN YOU 658 00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:44,634 BELIEVE THAT? 659 00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:58,210 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 660 00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:01,380 I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND 661 00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:01,380 LET YOU KNOW MORAN WON'T BE 662 00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:03,167 MAKING IT TONIGHT. 663 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,628 -I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE 664 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,628 TALKING ABOUT. 665 00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:06,747 I'M JUST HERE HAVING A SODA 666 00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:06,747 WITH SOME BOOSTERS, HUH? 667 00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:09,922 -WHEN YOU MESS WITH MARTY, 668 00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:09,922 YOU MESS WITH ME. 669 00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:12,249 HE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO BURN 670 00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:12,249 YOUR HOUSE DOWN IN THE MIDDLE 671 00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:14,131 OF THE NIGHT, BUT I SURE CAN. 672 00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:16,956 AND ONCE MY DIVORCE FROM DEAN 673 00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:16,956 SIMON'S OFFICIAL, I'LL HAVE 674 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,920 THE MONEY TO GET AWAY WITH IT. 675 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,959 COURTESY OF ALEX MORAN. 676 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:27,080 OH, COURTESY OF ME. 677 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:30,035 IT'S TO HELP YOU SHOVE THAT 678 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:30,035 PLAYBOOK UP YOUR ASS. 679 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:31,333 TOODLES. 680 00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:53,327 -PETE, YOU'VE GOT TO 681 00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:53,327 BE KIDDING ME. 682 00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:56,165 -WHO ADDED THIS SHIT 683 00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:56,165 TO THE CEREMONY? 684 00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:57,078 -HE DID. 685 00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:58,455 -COACH, WHAT ARE 686 00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:58,455 YOU DOING HERE? 687 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:02,500 -BMS CAPTAIN, '71 AND '72. 688 00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:05,882 -NO SHIT. 689 00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:07,167 WHOA. 690 00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:13,209 -ALL ABOARD. 691 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:14,460 I'M GOOD RIGHT HERE. 692 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,750 -GET IN THE BOAT. 693 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:25,423 AS FORMER CAPTAIN OF THE BMS 694 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:25,423 FOOTBALL TEAM, I HEREBY PASS 695 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:29,038 THE TORCH TO YOU, ALEX MORAN. 696 00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:30,043 -COOL. 697 00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:32,333 -KNEEL DOWN IF YOU ACCEPT. 698 00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:33,705 -I'D RATHER NOT IF THAT'S OK? 699 00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,000 OK. 700 00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:40,582 GREAT. 701 00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:41,495 -WE'RE NOT FINISHED. 702 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,333 -COME ON, NO. 703 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,745 NO WAY. 704 00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:54,962 -EVERY CAPTAIN SINCE THE 705 00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:54,962 BEGINNING OF THIS PROGRAM HAS 706 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,710 WORN THIS CUP. 707 00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,710 AND NOW YOU WILL WEAR IT, TOO. 708 00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:12,417 THANKS. 709 00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:13,958 THAT'S A LOT OF DICKS, GUYS. 710 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,790 -A LOT OF LEGENDARY DICKS. 711 00:21:17,834 --> 00:21:19,424 -WELL, THANKS FOR 712 00:21:17,834 --> 00:21:19,424 THE CRABS, GUYS. 713 00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:21,538 I'M GOING TO BE SHOWERING 714 00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:21,538 FOR ABOUT A WEEK. 715 00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,963 -AND NOW FOR THE FINAL STEP. 716 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,290 -REALLY? 717 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:27,713 -YOU'RE NOT OFFICIALLY A CAPTAIN 718 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:27,713 UNTIL YOU WEAR THE 719 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,380 BRAND OF THE CAPTAIN. 720 00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:45,955 -OH, NO, NO, NO WAIT. 721 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:46,960 NO, HOLD ON. 722 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:47,790 HE-- 723 00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:48,674 I'VE SEEN THAD NAKED. 724 00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:49,879 HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BRAND. 725 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,747 -I WAS BRANDED ON THE 726 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,747 BACK OF MY BALL SAC. 727 00:21:51,792 --> 00:21:54,132 NOT THE SMARTEST DECISION 728 00:21:51,792 --> 00:21:54,132 I EVER MADE. 729 00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:55,416 WOULDN'T RECOMMEND IT. 730 00:21:58,208 --> 00:22:00,998 -JUST MAKE IT QUICK. 731 00:22:01,041 --> 00:22:03,461 ON THE ASS. 732 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:06,420 -COACH, BEFORE THIS IS MADE 733 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:06,420 OFFICIAL, IS THERE ANY WAY I 734 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,378 CAN GET BACK ON THE TEAM? 735 00:22:08,417 --> 00:22:10,037 MORAN DOESN'T HAVE IT IN HIM. 736 00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:12,383 -THANKS. 737 00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:16,827 -I TALKED TO THE ATHLETIC 738 00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:16,827 BOARD ABOUT AN HOUR AGO. 739 00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:19,955 ONE GAME SUSPENSION, AND 740 00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:19,955 THEN YOU'RE BACK. 741 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:20,880 -YES! 742 00:22:20,917 --> 00:22:21,877 OH, MY GOD. 743 00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:23,497 THANK YOU SO MUCH COACH. 744 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:24,962 I WON'T LET YOU DOWN. 745 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,540 -DO I GET HALF A BRAND, 746 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,540 RIGHT, BECAUSE-- 747 00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:27,383 -NO. 748 00:22:27,417 --> 00:22:28,827 FULL BRAND. 749 00:22:28,875 --> 00:22:31,125 -THIS IS SO GAY. 750 00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:32,536 -CONGRATULATIONS, CAPTAIN. 751 00:22:32,583 --> 00:22:34,043 -DID YOU GET YOUR ROOM? 752 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,173 -THAD'S GIVING ME A CLOSET. 753 00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:37,418 -A CLOSET? 754 00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:38,878 -I KNOW. 755 00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:38,878 AWESOME, RIGHT? 756 00:22:41,792 --> 00:22:43,632 -WELCOME TO THE FELLOWSHIP, 757 00:22:41,792 --> 00:22:43,632 MORAN. 758 00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:45,625 -GOD.